My girlfriend is cheating on me

They had a girl’s night out to do some drinkin’, she’s got that look like she’s been sneakin’
I asked her what’s been going down
She said where they were there were no men allowed, and then she smiled like she’s been getting down.
I didn’t know she bought a new man, and that dude was sitting in her bag

My girlfriends’ cheating on me with her nipple cream, at least that’s what it seems.
It’s her nipple cream, the kind that makes her scream.
Sparks fly when she does the areola rub
She digs putting it on her halo’s of love
If you saw her rack you’d think the turkeys done, all because of her nipple cream.

I know she cheats on me with her nipple cream.
Now she gets in the shower without me,
when I look in the shower her back is to me.
Her thumbs get more action than I do when her thumb and fingers turn her magic screws
Her new favorite cream isn’t the kind that good for her skin to make her wrinkle free.

She loves her nipple cream. At least that’s what it seems.
It’s the kind that makes her scream.
She’s a soldier on the areola front; she puts it on her pink thimbles just for fun
She can’t wait to rub the fun bags alone.
I told her Pepe wants to play, all I got was thanks but I’m OK.
Now it’s Rosy and me thanks to her nipple cream.

My girlfriend’s cheating on me with her nipple cream, at least that’s what it seems.
The nipple cream has kept her meat free, now she doesn’t need some ding-a-ling
She rings her bell to a different beat, as long as she has her nipple cream
The kind that makes her scream, Shes a soldier on the areola front
She cant wait to put it on her halos of love
When she turns around you know the turkeys done
I’ll be at the solo mombo, and I know it aint the last one
‘Cause my girlfriend is cheating on me with her nipple cream

Emo Guy

Emo guy emo guy, I don’t understand why you wear your sisters pants,
Emo guy emo guy, you’re so emotional, you must dress like a girl.
Emo guy emo guy, what is up with that wind tunnel hair
Emo guy emo guy, don’t you know you look like a tool even though you think your cool ‘cause you look like all your friends.

Emo guy we just want to know the fuck is wrong you
We want to help you pull your head out of your ass.
If I kicked you in the nuts would it help you buy the right pants?
Emo guy my 12 year old sister is pissed ‘cause you stole all of her shit.

(slower)
Emo guy please don’t cry your makeup will run and you’ll look like a dead raccoon.
Emo guy I don’t mean it. Just stop crying. Don’t worry, everyone likes you.
Here emo guy this will help. It’s a new pink sweater 2 sizes too small.

(normal)
Emo guy please don’t cry. We don’t know what the hell is wrong with you
If I kick you in the nuts will it help you buy the right pants?
Emo guy my little sister is still pissed you stole all of her pants
You need to disinfect and bring all of them back
Emo guy please don’t cry, please don’t cry, please don’t cry